Programs That Don't Do Anything

There are currently five programs that don't do anything, and more to come soon!

Program	Description
BS Detect	Use your computer to detect when someone nearby is telling lies.
CyberSex Typing Tutor	Practise typing one-handed.
Microsoft Universal Crack and Keygen (MUCK)	Lost the serial number for your legitimately bought software? Fear not! This handy program will help you see the light.
Moo.Trashes	*Moo.Trashes (Moo Dot Trashes) is a virtual necessity in today's world of stressful workplaces and mixed computer networks.*
Penis Size-O-Matic	Use your computer to change the size of your penis.
System Crash Monitor	Reduce the number of times windows and popular applications crash.

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