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rain · Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 120

Like a small, furry muffin, Fidel coughed into his umbrella. We giggled like schoolgirls and set upon him with frozen cod ...

ejaewon · Site Admin Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 150

When next you are ballooning over Texas, beware the masked, flying strawberry - its poison bite is lethal.

rain · Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 120

If you ever need to squash a turnip, please pull over to the side of the road, and use any excess luggage as ballast

ejaewon · Site Admin Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 150

Straining against the wind, Shelley the small dollup of pus finally gave up and called shotgun - she got to ride up front next to the Ya Pear

rain · Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 120

Seldom seen due to its robust whimsy, the Euro dollar is at its most breathtaking in the underpants of a small trained monkey

ejaewon · Site Admin Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 150

Gerald the give way sign, tired and fed up, accidentally became homocidal and destroyed a small family of squirrels.

rain · Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 120

With his pants hysterically burning Melvin floundered uselessly into his largest reindeer, gasping with laughter, and generally being a tool

ejaewon · Site Admin Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 150

The homeless womble turned to a life of prostitution - he was very much in demand. That was until the day Cedric turned up with duct tape...

rain · Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 120

Wearing only a small toadstool and a thin film of dignity, it became increasingly obvious to all that it was time to exhibit prize orchids

ejaewon · Site Admin Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 150

Gertrude turned desperately to nude hang-gliding, but it wasn't enough. The tiny, bald elk just would not dislodge.

bron · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 1:18 pm Post subject: Sporan

Eric wheeed excitedly as his feeble limbs flew through the air with great abandon, clutching at tassles amidst the leathery jungle of the rental sporan

rain · Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 120

Magically reappearing in the disused cake batter, Pablo decided a line had been crossed, and it was necessary to henceforth inhibit the frantically oversexed paperweight.

ejaewon · Site Admin Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 150

Looking back on his troubled life, Cyril realised it had all started to go to shit when his oversized butt exploded in his mid-twenties.

rain · Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 120

His severed nose resting comfortably in his hand, he spun swiftly around to face his arch nemesis, the withered turnip of fury

ejaewon · Site Admin Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 150

Being careful to look brutally down his nose at the randy seals, the flying eel rapped each of them soundly around the chops with Barry the garden snail.