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Retractable nectar

Post by rain » Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:04 am

Whilst delicately sampling the retractable nectar, Leon succumbed finally to the stampeding lockjaw which had troubled him since youth. His friends gathered in a large, hirsute group and had him soundly horsewhipped.

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Anophelia stoops too low

Post by bron » Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:57 pm

Prematurely ending her terrestrial existence, Anophelia sank her proboscis deep into the crusty edge of Craig McLauchlin's hemorrhoid and took a last, heady drink.

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Crapping puddings

Post by ejaewon » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:25 pm

The competition was fierce, but Alan gripped the taloned fritter fiercly and with rapture. He crumbled and fell hard, and the other desserts crapped themselves laughing.

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Possum makes a nice meal

Post by bron » Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:53 pm

A bucket of yams in one hand and two fingers in the other, the possum felt absolutely certain she'd balanced for longer than that dickhead squirrel. Squinting into bright headlights, she suddently remembered the bay leaves.

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Happily fondling awkwardly

Post by ejaewon » Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:38 am

Larry fondled the slapper awkwardly and his right leg fell off. Coincidentally, a large whale fell on his left index finger. As always, he was happy.

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unclean colgate

Post by bron » Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:00 am

Vying for pole position, she squeezed in a full tube of Colgate and frothed excitedly. The curtain motifs chortled with satisfaction, and waved their fleecy currency.

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Shrieking titmice

Post by ejaewon » Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:03 pm

Paul turned around and vomited quietly, but happily. He was then reminded of the events of the previous night, as Eugene the tufted titmouse once again dried himself off and scampered off shieking histerically.
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luckily...

Post by ipodman » Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:23 am

Kate arrived at work but was descended upon and brutally shaved, luckily she was wearing her new trousers equipped with emergency merkins.

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Blinganian Royalty

Post by rain » Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:10 pm

In an embarrassing slip up, Diane's new diet was temporarily suspended whilst she enthusiastically devoured the head of the Blinganian Royal Family. Diplomatic ties became strained.

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Gerald, the ant of fortune.

Post by bron » Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:01 pm

Dancing from his invaded crack with renewed vigor, Gerald shunned the wet jelly bean and half-sucked jube, purchased two vowels and won himself an all expenses paid trip to Flowerpot.

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Corduroy Ringpiece

Post by rain » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:23 am

Tiptoeing gingerly through the corduroy pants, Helga shielded her eyes from the glaring ringpiece. She began to feel an unaccustomed sense of melancholy. She gently hoovered her minge.

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stardom for willy pickle

Post by bron » Thu Aug 05, 2004 12:45 am

Peering down at the final skinny pickle in her chair dance routine, Audrey retrieved it, painted it pink and named it Willy. They became cribbage champions.

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The grogan of life

Post by ejaewon » Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:04 am

The grogan of life represented all that Marcus had ever strived for. Aroused and fervent, he gently ran his hands sensually along its length before devouring it angrily and with melancholy.

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Nether Regions

Post by rain » Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:27 am

Striving eagerly to regain her nether regions from the dizzying altitude, Olive for the very first time gained a startling insight into the mind of the three toed sloth. She never reached her goal.

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Barry's churlish praise

Post by ejaewon » Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:29 pm

Barry was liberal with his churlish praise. As the custard dribbled down Percy the pet possum's muzzle, he lavishly swore under his breath with glee and angst.

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