Muffin

Extraordinary stories and conversations - all ORIGINAL!

Moderator: rain

rain
Posts: 121
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:19 pm

Snagged Walrus

Post by rain » Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:26 pm

Fastidiously removing the pilling from his lightly soiled moccasin, the emerald ring-pull snagged his last walrus and had to pop out to the shops.

ejaewon
Site Admin
Posts: 150
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:51 am
Contact:

The smile of Ralph

Post by ejaewon » Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:27 pm

The smelly duckling spanked Ralph the mump-ridden mild mannered merkin. The smile was truly a sight to behold.

bron
Posts: 43
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:12 pm
Location: You really don't want to know.

Sigmund serenades his gnat

Post by bron » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:24 pm

Sharooshed and squeamish from the night's events, Sigmund gently covered his gnat with a frilly topped sock and yodelled an erotic lullaby.

rain
Posts: 121
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:19 pm

Darryl's adventures in the wilderness

Post by rain » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:59 pm

Briskly tethering the droopy willow to a nearby fencepost, Darryl the nutmeg tainted mollusc writhed uneasily, completely failing to subdue his trouser pudding.

bron
Posts: 43
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:12 pm
Location: You really don't want to know.

Lethal cravings

Post by bron » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:56 pm

Just a little bored, Fredrick took his over-elongated pacer and held a private battle with the musk stick. Savouring the battle scraps, he inadvertantly dropped dead from lead poisoning.

ejaewon
Site Admin
Posts: 150
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:51 am
Contact:

Derek loves Helen's cud

Post by ejaewon » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:26 am

Helen bent over to retrieve her warm, moist cud. Derek, smitten, could not control his animal urges. Snatching it off her, he briskly boned and filleted the wad before swallowing it whole. Helen wept.

rain
Posts: 121
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:19 pm

Boodle's adventure

Post by rain » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:54 pm

Boodle finally acquiesced to the goading of his companions, and began gingerly to gnaw on the shiny thing. With every nibble his glowing demeanor increased, until finally Flipsy, Timpo and Chichi had to avert their bulbous eyes. Boodle set about them with a hairy meringue.

ejaewon
Site Admin
Posts: 150
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:51 am
Contact:

Derek winced

Post by ejaewon » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:57 am

Derek the lizard remained prone, gradually becoming weary of supporting Harold the elephant. Harold vomited with glee.

bron
Posts: 43
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:12 pm
Location: You really don't want to know.

Lambert gives them the bone

Post by bron » Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:31 pm

Defiant not to end his chopdom as main course, Lambert inched his way off the plate and donned his favourite doily cape. Hunkering behind the vase, he prepared to introduce the family to his meaty bone of terror.

ejaewon
Site Admin
Posts: 150
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:51 am
Contact:

Teletubbies are hornbags too...

Post by ejaewon » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:16 pm

The days grew colder, the nights warmer, as Grover the bigoted grizzly bear politely but persistently screwed Tinky Winky, Laa-laa, Dipsy and Po. Noo-noo just sucked.

rain
Posts: 121
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:19 pm

Thistle’s gophers

Post by rain » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:06 am

Haemorraging with unsavoury mirth, Thistle prepared another gopher for interplanetary exploration. Spotwelding the lead helmet to the briefly struggling mammalian lifeform, Thistle reflected that perhaps his behaviour was just nasty.

ejaewon
Site Admin
Posts: 150
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:51 am
Contact:

Wiggling norgs

Post by ejaewon » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:49 am

Adolf forcefully went down on the blue wiggle. The crowd gagged and the stale crumpet fondled a random norg.
Last edited by ejaewon on Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.

rain
Posts: 121
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:19 pm

Roman's cucumber

Post by rain » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:18 pm

Nestled warm, nude, and briefly sated, in the pungent underarm sproutings of the last cucumber of spring, Roman decided it was time for a girlfriend.

bron
Posts: 43
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:12 pm
Location: You really don't want to know.

Rusty earns a tasty supper

Post by bron » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:10 pm

Winkle McDangus sang along cheerfully to a putrid rendition of What About Me, painting dainty flowers along his inner thighs with horseradish and mustard. Dipping into his favourite tub of hair-flavoured vaseline, he headed out to Rusty's plush kennel for the evening.

ejaewon
Site Admin
Posts: 150
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:51 am
Contact:

Jordan's best friend

Post by ejaewon » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:01 am

Darius heaved his left gonad upon Jordon, who doubled over under the immense weight. Struggling for breath, he parted the dense grove of bamboo-like pubes. It was then he decided he'd make some new friends.

Post Reply