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Franks slippers

Post by bron » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:27 am

Frank was an ordinary man. He lived an ordinary life.

His slippers, on the other hand...

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The Surgeon

Post by rain » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:30 am

The loose folds of skin whispered lightly in the breeze, Hans smiled whimsically, and with several powerful tugs the whipper-snipper roared to life. His licence was never revoked ...

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Biff's faux pas

Post by ejaewon » Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:33 pm

Composed entirely of methane, it was an unfortunate day for all involved when Biff decided to start the proceedings by lighting his own fart...

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Towelette

Post by rain » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:30 pm

With astonishing naivety and a dash of foolhardiness, Colin unwrapped the moistened refresher towelette and applied it to a region hitherto unexlored by prepackaged after-grease personal cleansing wipes. He clenched, and then wept.

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Fluffy Cyril

Post by ejaewon » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:32 am

Snapping, Fluffy the kitten unsheathed a large claw and with the dexterity of an LSD-filled gibbon, neutered poor Cyril. The rocking chair slowed.

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Tad's Adventure

Post by rain » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:34 am

As the mist slowly faded from in front of his face, Tad became increasingly aware of a deep-seated feeling of foreboding rising in his very soul. Tad always was a fucking pussy.

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A disapproving WTF?

Post by ejaewon » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:57 pm

Oblivious to the general disapproval, Wallace garnished her ballsack with a disapproving sprig of mint. Julia looked on disapprovingly with a look of disapproval on his face.

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Time whore

Post by rain » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:11 pm

So I said "Time is a strange mistress ... she never puts out.", and he said to me "Until now, I respected you." Then we laughed!

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Space bash

Post by ejaewon » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:38 pm

"I was in space the other day!" he exclaimed. No-one knew why he said that, so we bashed him.

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Andre’s flaps

Post by rain » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:30 pm

Ungainly though his pendulous flaps rendered him, Andre’s rambunctious nature, and winning smile ultimately were not enough to redeem him in the eyes of Nancy, who, with one mighty shove (into the seething rage of the hornets nest) sealed his fate.

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The avuncular couch

Post by sojustso » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:15 pm

The avuncular couch sidled up to the whinnying post and curdled its chops before gandeering to the vile jelly switch. 'Along The Road', veered the splash monkey. Managing to avoid the suspending lights the couch stepped into the scumbled pool and castored on to the raining tree. Longing for a lemon organza trip-shirt he sauntered jovially on through.

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A hole to fill

Post by bron » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:22 pm

Gordon plowed his horns through the pizza remnants, searching frantically for his missing Plug Of Delight. Noticing the guilty twitch in Mildred's tail, he hoovenly scruffed her, hiccupped and inserted her head first.

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Darrell's man bag

Post by ejaewon » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:37 am

The buzz Darrell was feeling as he flailed blindly in the immense sea of phlegm began to fade. "Time for another hedgehog," he gushed, fondling his man bag with aplomb.

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