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Muffin

Post by rain » Mon Oct 27, 2003 12:52 pm

Like a small, furry muffin, Fidel coughed into his umbrella. We giggled like schoolgirls and set upon him with frozen cod ...

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The Texas Strawberry

Post by ejaewon » Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:56 pm

When next you are ballooning over Texas, beware the masked, flying strawberry - its poison bite is lethal.

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Turnip squashing

Post by rain » Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:59 pm

If you ever need to squash a turnip, please pull over to the side of the road, and use any excess luggage as ballast

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Ya

Post by ejaewon » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:01 pm

Straining against the wind, Shelley the small dollup of pus finally gave up and called shotgun - she got to ride up front next to the Ya Pear

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The Euro

Post by rain » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:06 pm

Seldom seen due to its robust whimsy, the Euro dollar is at its most breathtaking in the underpants of a small trained monkey

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Fed up

Post by ejaewon » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:07 pm

Gerald the give way sign, tired and fed up, accidentally became homocidal and destroyed a small family of squirrels.
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Tools

Post by rain » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:09 pm

With his pants hysterically burning Melvin floundered uselessly into his largest reindeer, gasping with laughter, and generally being a tool

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Womble tape

Post by ejaewon » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:09 pm

The homeless womble turned to a life of prostitution - he was very much in demand. That was until the day Cedric turned up with duct tape...

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Orchids

Post by rain » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:12 pm

Wearing only a small toadstool and a thin film of dignity, it became increasingly obvious to all that it was time to exhibit prize orchids

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Elk

Post by ejaewon » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:16 pm

Gertrude turned desperately to nude hang-gliding, but it wasn't enough. The tiny, bald elk just would not dislodge.

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Sporan

Post by bron » Thu Nov 27, 2003 2:18 pm

Eric wheeed excitedly as his feeble limbs flew through the air with great abandon, clutching at tassles amidst the leathery jungle of the rental sporan

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Pablo does batter

Post by rain » Thu Nov 27, 2003 3:03 pm

Magically reappearing in the disused cake batter, Pablo decided a line had been crossed, and it was necessary to henceforth inhibit the frantically oversexed paperweight.

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Butt-boom

Post by ejaewon » Thu Nov 27, 2003 10:04 pm

Looking back on his troubled life, Cyril realised it had all started to go to shit when his oversized butt exploded in his mid-twenties.

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Turnip

Post by rain » Thu Nov 27, 2003 11:36 pm

His severed nose resting comfortably in his hand, he spun swiftly around to face his arch nemesis, the withered turnip of fury

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Barry's last dance

Post by ejaewon » Thu Nov 27, 2003 11:37 pm

Being careful to look brutally down his nose at the randy seals, the flying eel rapped each of them soundly around the chops with Barry the garden snail.

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