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Fastidiously removing the pilling from his lightly soiled moccasin, the emerald ring-pull snagged his last walrus and had to pop out to the shops.
The smile of Ralph
The smelly duckling spanked Ralph the mump-ridden mild mannered merkin. The smile was truly a sight to behold.
Sigmund serenades his gnat
Sharooshed and squeamish from the night's events, Sigmund gently covered his gnat with a frilly topped sock and yodelled an erotic lullaby.
Darryl's adventures in the wilderness
Briskly tethering the droopy willow to a nearby fencepost, Darryl the nutmeg tainted mollusc writhed uneasily, completely failing to subdue his trouser pudding.
Just a little bored, Fredrick took his over-elongated pacer and held a private battle with the musk stick. Savouring the battle scraps, he inadvertantly dropped dead from lead poisoning.
Derek loves Helen's cud
Helen bent over to retrieve her warm, moist cud. Derek, smitten, could not control his animal urges. Snatching it off her, he briskly boned and filleted the wad before swallowing it whole. Helen wept.
Boodle finally acquiesced to the goading of his companions, and began gingerly to gnaw on the shiny thing. With every nibble his glowing demeanor increased, until finally Flipsy, Timpo and Chichi had to avert their bulbous eyes. Boodle set about them with a hairy meringue.
Derek the lizard remained prone, gradually becoming weary of supporting Harold the elephant. Harold vomited with glee.
Lambert gives them the bone
Defiant not to end his chopdom as main course, Lambert inched his way off the plate and donned his favourite doily cape. Hunkering behind the vase, he prepared to introduce the family to his meaty bone of terror.
Teletubbies are hornbags too...
The days grew colder, the nights warmer, as Grover the bigoted grizzly bear politely but persistently screwed Tinky Winky, Laa-laa, Dipsy and Po. Noo-noo just sucked.
Haemorraging with unsavoury mirth, Thistle prepared another gopher for interplanetary exploration. Spotwelding the lead helmet to the briefly struggling mammalian lifeform, Thistle reflected that perhaps his behaviour was just nasty.
Adolf forcefully went down on the blue wiggle. The crowd gagged and the stale crumpet fondled a random norg.
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Nestled warm, nude, and briefly sated, in the pungent underarm sproutings of the last cucumber of spring, Roman decided it was time for a girlfriend.
Rusty earns a tasty supper
Winkle McDangus sang along cheerfully to a putrid rendition of What About Me, painting dainty flowers along his inner thighs with horseradish and mustard. Dipping into his favourite tub of hair-flavoured vaseline, he headed out to Rusty's plush kennel for the evening.
Jordan's best friend
Darius heaved his left gonad upon Jordon, who doubled over under the immense weight. Struggling for breath, he parted the dense grove of bamboo-like pubes. It was then he decided he'd make some new friends.