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Like a small, furry muffin, Fidel coughed into his umbrella. We giggled like schoolgirls and set upon him with frozen cod ...

When next you are ballooning over Texas, beware the masked, flying strawberry - its poison bite is lethal.

If you ever need to squash a turnip, please pull over to the side of the road, and use any excess luggage as ballast

Straining against the wind, Shelley the small dollup of pus finally gave up and called shotgun - she got to ride up front next to the Ya Pear

Seldom seen due to its robust whimsy, the Euro dollar is at its most breathtaking in the underpants of a small trained monkey

Gerald the give way sign, tired and fed up, accidentally became homocidal and destroyed a small family of squirrels.

With his pants hysterically burning Melvin floundered uselessly into his largest reindeer, gasping with laughter, and generally being a tool

The homeless womble turned to a life of prostitution - he was very much in demand. That was until the day Cedric turned up with duct tape...

Wearing only a small toadstool and a thin film of dignity, it became increasingly obvious to all that it was time to exhibit prize orchids

Gertrude turned desperately to nude hang-gliding, but it wasn't enough. The tiny, bald elk just would not dislodge.

Eric wheeed excitedly as his feeble limbs flew through the air with great abandon, clutching at tassles amidst the leathery jungle of the rental sporan

Magically reappearing in the disused cake batter, Pablo decided a line had been crossed, and it was necessary to henceforth inhibit the frantically oversexed paperweight.

Looking back on his troubled life, Cyril realised it had all started to go to shit when his oversized butt exploded in his mid-twenties.

His severed nose resting comfortably in his hand, he spun swiftly around to face his arch nemesis, the withered turnip of fury

Being careful to look brutally down his nose at the randy seals, the flying eel rapped each of them soundly around the chops with Barry the garden snail.