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by rain » Mon Oct 27, 2003 12:52 pm
Like a small, furry muffin, Fidel coughed into his umbrella. We giggled like schoolgirls and set upon him with frozen cod ...
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by ejn » Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:56 pm
When next you are ballooning over Texas, beware the masked, flying strawberry - its poison bite is lethal.
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by rain » Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:59 pm
If you ever need to squash a turnip, please pull over to the side of the road, and use any excess luggage as ballast
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by ejn » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:01 pm
Straining against the wind, Shelley the small dollup of pus finally gave up and called shotgun - she got to ride up front next to the Ya Pear
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by rain » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:06 pm
Seldom seen due to its robust whimsy, the Euro dollar is at its most breathtaking in the underpants of a small trained monkey
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by ejn » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:07 pm
Gerald the give way sign, tired and fed up, accidentally became homocidal and destroyed a small family of squirrels.
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by rain » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:09 pm
With his pants hysterically burning Melvin floundered uselessly into his largest reindeer, gasping with laughter, and generally being a tool
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by ejn » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:09 pm
The homeless womble turned to a life of prostitution - he was very much in demand. That was until the day Cedric turned up with duct tape...
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by rain » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:12 pm
Wearing only a small toadstool and a thin film of dignity, it became increasingly obvious to all that it was time to exhibit prize orchids
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by ejn » Wed Nov 26, 2003 6:16 pm
Gertrude turned desperately to nude hang-gliding, but it wasn't enough. The tiny, bald elk just would not dislodge.
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by bron » Thu Nov 27, 2003 2:18 pm
Eric wheeed excitedly as his feeble limbs flew through the air with great abandon, clutching at tassles amidst the leathery jungle of the rental sporan
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by rain » Thu Nov 27, 2003 3:03 pm
Magically reappearing in the disused cake batter, Pablo decided a line had been crossed, and it was necessary to henceforth inhibit the frantically oversexed paperweight.
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by ejn » Thu Nov 27, 2003 10:04 pm
Looking back on his troubled life, Cyril realised it had all started to go to shit when his oversized butt exploded in his mid-twenties.
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by rain » Thu Nov 27, 2003 11:36 pm
His severed nose resting comfortably in his hand, he spun swiftly around to face his arch nemesis, the withered turnip of fury
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by ejn » Thu Nov 27, 2003 11:37 pm
Being careful to look brutally down his nose at the randy seals, the flying eel rapped each of them soundly around the chops with Barry the garden snail.